you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
