Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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