So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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