If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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