What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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