what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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