Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
