I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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