I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
