I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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