dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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