that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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