Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
she peed on how many people?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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