He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We are two peas in an std pod
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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