i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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