if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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