Just mADE A PArabola og urine
time to smoke my breakfast
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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