i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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