Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
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im having a threesome with these popsicles
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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