if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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