He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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