Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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