try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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