Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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