she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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