I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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