So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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