I feel like abortions should bother me more
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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