forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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