does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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