Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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