dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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