Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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