p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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