Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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