She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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