His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
it's like heaven, but drunker
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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