Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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