the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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