How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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