Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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