Jerry, you need to find god
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She needs sedatives and a leash
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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