8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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