Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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