If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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