I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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