i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I look better un-naked...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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