how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I AM VODKA MAN
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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