Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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