We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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