Whoa Z and x make the same sound
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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