Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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