Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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